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mayhemofthemooninites1.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman..behold. Are you ready to rock? Steve: I'm ready to rock. Dr. Weird: Then I'm gonna blow your hair to the back of this auditorium! One-two-three-four. This one's called,
"Robot Infliction"!
mayhemofthemooninites2.mp3 Ignignokt: Hello, Carl. I am Ignignokt and this is Err. Err: I am Err! Ignignokt: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon. Err: You said it right. Ignignokt: Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours. Err: Man, you hear what he's sayin'? Ignignokt: Some would say that the earth is our moon. Err: We're the moon. Ignignokt: But that would belittle the name of our moon...which is "The Moon". Err: Point is: We're at the center, not you. Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn.
Ignignokt: Is your ego satisfied? Err: Damn no. Err: Look, room for rent. Ignignokt: Yes! Room for rent.
Aqua Teens House
Meatwad: Room for rent? Master Shake: Look Meatwad, sometimes you have to rent a room instead of work. Meatwad: But who's room is gonna be rented is my question. Master Shake: Your room. Meatwad: No kidding. Master Shake: Look, its just until this ear infection clears up then I'll be able to go back to work again. Meatwad: Yeah, well I don't see no ears. Master Shake: Well you're not about to have a mouth and I mean it. I'll rip it off.
Master Shake: Hello. Ignignokt: Hello. I'm Ignignokt and this is Err. Err: Give us the damn room. Master Shake: What are your references? Glow and spin Master Shake: Ohh, that will do. Let me show you where you'll be staying then. ..In here with the grill, and if
you wanna turn it down, you gotta fight with this little mutant here. Meatwad: That's where I sleep. Err: Not anymore.
mayhemofthemooninites3.mp3 Master Shake: Now, I'll uh..need a deposit. Mooninites start spinning Yeah, I've seen that. The
glowing..it's great. I'm thinking something more...money wise? Ignignokt: Then how does this jambox suit you? Meatwad: Wait a second! Master Shake: Bass, treble-- Meatwad: That's mine! Master Shake: ..antenna. Yes, I think we can make a deal here. Meatwad: That's my jambox! Ignignokt: Your jambox is now his by way of our actions. Master Shake: Yes Meatwad, with actions. Meatwad: Actions? Master Shake: Now look, you guys. If you need anything, feel free to yell at him until he gets it for ya.
mayhemofthemooninites13.mp3 Meatwad: He's always messin' with me! Err: Shoot him the bird! Ignignokt: Yes, give him the finger. Meatwad: The finger? Like this? (turns into hot dog) Ignignokt: No, not at all like that. Meatwad: What about this? (turns into Igloo) Ignignokt: N-- Here.. let me show you. Err, hand out the free cigarettes. Err: We smoke as we shoot the bird.
Frylock: Shake, have you seen my towel? Master Shake: Just use a paper towel. Frylock: I'm taking a bath. Master Shake: They're right in the kitchen, just go get them.
mayhemofthemooninites4.mp3 Err: Man, that pool is bitchin'! Ignignokt: Where shall I place this wet, primitive Earth towel? Master Shake: Drape it on Frylock's computer; that thing heats up pretty good.
Frylock: Who is that with my towel? Master Shake: Ohh that's Ignignokt. Yeah, him and Err are renting that room down there. Frylock: You mean Meatwad's room? Do not drape that on my computer! Err: I'm gonna. Master Shake: Where do you expect them to put it? They don't have anything; they're from the moon. Frylock: You rented that room to moon people? Ignignokt: We are the Mooninites and our culture is advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100%
of your brain. Frylock: Oh is that so? And what is so advanced about it? Ignignokt: Well for 1 thing, the moon has 1/3 less gravity than your Earth. I don't know if you can understand that
but our vertical leap is beyond all measurement. Frylock: So what your saying is your culture is more advanced because you can jump higher? Ignignokt: Yes observe. jumps It's not working here. Err, come in here help me explain our advanced ways.
Hurry. Err: Did you mention the spelling? Ignignokt: Yes, we're excellent spellers. Challenge me. Err: Yes, challenge us both. Master Shake: Frylock, don't try to understand them. They're beyond everything. Isn't that right Ignignokt? Ignignokt: All that we say and do is right. Frylock: Looks like you got a real couple of winners there, Shake.
mayhemofthemooninites5.mp3 Ignignokt: You and your third dimension. Frylock: What about it? Ignignokt: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five. Err: ...Th, Thousand. Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand. Err: Don't question it! Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two. Ignignokt: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
Meatwad: Someone hit me up with a flame, I'm having a nit fit. Ignignokt: Err, light him up. Frylock: Meatwad! Err: Here. Ignignokt: Encourage him in his habit. Err: That's a good smoker. Frylock: When did you start smoking? Meatwad: This morning.
mayhemofthemooninites6.mp3 Meatwad: Now where's my whiskey? I'm gonna get tore up! Ignignokt: We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall. Err: And then you can get tore up. Ignignokt: And pass out in the hot sun. Meatwad: That's my boys.
Frylock: I don't think Meatwad should be hanging around with these moon people. Master Shake: I don't think I need to be playing with these medium strings. I need light strings if I'm gonna
thrash. Frylock: Where'd you get that? Master Shake: From Ignignokt and Err. They are the most generous people I've ever known.
Mall
Ignignokt: Pick up that stereo and sink it deep within your body. Meatwad: But then that would be stealing. Err: Not if you need it, and you need it. Ignignokt: On the moon Meatwad, Err: Go get it. Ignignokt: We have advanced beyond rules and manners. Err: Indeed. Ignignokt: Do you understand? Meatwad: Uh ye-yea no.. Ignignokt: I will spit in your face now. Err: Prepare to spit Spits Now do you understand? Meatwad: Yes. Ignignokt: Good now wrap yourself around that rack of DVDs. Err: Smoke up. Ignignokt: Smoke while you are doing so. Alarm Meatwad: Oh, wait I'm stuck! Err: We must spread our advanced ways. Ignignokt: Yes move out. Err: Yes move out. Ignignokt: Let's go. Err: Let's go.
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Master Shake: He's in jail? Frylock: Jail? Master Shake: Let him rot! Frylock: Who? Meatwad? Master Shake: Oh wait, he already has! Oh you'll find that out soon enough! Frylock: Give me that! Master Shake: What? Frylock: Don't throw him out, he's a living thing! I'll be right there!
mayhemofthemooninites7.mp3 Ignignokt: Using a key to gauge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. Carl: Who did this to my frickin' car?! Ignignokt: We are not here, we will be in the computer room. Err: Come on.
Frylock: What happened to Meatwad? You guys were with him last. Err: He got busted, man Ignignokt: For stealing and drinking and smoking in a non-smoking area. Err: True. Frylock: Shake, we need to go get him. Master Shake: Look I would love to help you, but you go get him. Frylock: I'll deal with you guys later!
mayhemofthemooninites8.mp3 Ignignokt: Your roomate is a nerd. Err: Yes. On the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks. Master Shake: Man, you guys sure talk a lot about the moon. Ignignokt: Yes. Err: You got a problem with that? Master Shake: Come on, let's go swimmin'.
Meatwad: Look, Err gave me a tattoo. See the man put me on ice. It's tough isn't it? Frylock: Yeah, that's really tough Meatwad. Meatwad: It's a clown and it symbolizes street warfare. See, I'm part of the clowns now you dig? Frylock: Look Meatwad, you're a detective. You're sworn to uphold the law. Meatwad: Whose law? Your law or mine, joker? Hey where's my running crew? Yoo-hoo, running crew?
In Carl's Pool
Master Shake: Uhh 20 seconds! It's a new world record! Ignignokt: 23 seconds. Err: That is the new moon record. Ignignokt: Then it shall be so. Err: Now and forever.
mayhemofthemooninites9.mp3 Carl: Moon record..that's funny. Master Shake: Hey, Carl. Carl: So maybe you'd be a good person to ask who wrote "Da Moon Rulz #1" on my car with a key. Ignignokt pulls
out laser gun Master Shake: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey hey! Ignignokt: If you have a problem with that, maybe you should take it up with Mr. Laser. Err: Yeah, Mr. Laser. Ignignokt: Here it comes! Err: Here it comes! Ignignokt: You will be destroyed. Err: You're goin' down. Ignignokt: The explosion will be of extraordinary magnitude. ...just hang on. Carl sidesteps slow laser shot,
it bounces off window Err: It takes awhile. Carl: Nice shot, there Brickout. Now I want you jokers out of this-- Oh God my back!
Master Shake: Wow! Nice job. That guy is so annoying. You know, he struts around like he owns the place. Frylock: Because he does own it! Master Shake: Frylock, what are you doing here? Frylock: I have to speak to Ignignokt and Err here. Ignignokt: Then you shall talk to us as we watch television.
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Frylock: And you've been stealing, and corrupting Meatwad, and he went to jail, and I cant get the smell of smoke
out of my drapes and I just want you out of this house now! Ignignokt: This is a good movie. Master Shake: Yeah, he's vegetable man. Frylock: Are you even listening to me? Ignignokt: We don't listen to people who don't like us. Frylock: Well maybe you'll listen to this! Frylock laze-eyes the TV Master Shake: What have you done?
mayhemofthemooninites10.mp3 Ignignokt: What was that? Err: Whoa. Did those just come out of your eyes? Ignignokt: They're primitive. Err: Damn, those are fast, man. Ignignokt: We are not impressed. Err: It wasn't that cool.
Master Shake: Err, go get the other one. Err: The plasma screen or high def? Master Shake: The plasma screen. Frylock: No, don't get the other one because its stolen. Just like the guitar and the jambox and everything in that
big pile over there. Err: Then we shall take this outside. Frylock: That's fine. We'll take it outside. Let's go right now! Master Shake: Yeah, because I don't want anything in here broken because it's new and expensive. Err: I'm going to ring your pants!
Outside
Err: Uhh let go of us! Ignignokt: This is a hot road! Meatwad: Frylock, wait! Why you beating up on my posse? Frylock: Meatwad, your posse went swimming while they left you in jail. Meatwad: But they told me how to get rid of a hangover and how to make a shive out of a bed post and Err made me
wallow in a ant pile. Frylock: What kind of a friend would do that to you? Meatwad: Those friends over there. You guys wouldn't do anything to hurt me right? Err puts a cigarette in
Meatwad's eye Ow! Ignignokt: We do what ever we want, to whoever we want at all times.
mayhemofthemooninites11.mp3 Ignignokt: Mooninites unite! Err: Lock in! Ignignokt: No one can defeat the quad laser. Err: It is over now. Ignignokt: The bullet is enormous...there is no escaping! Err: Jumping...is useless.
mayhemofthemooninites14.mp3 Master Shake: Do you guys know how to work this TV? I tried the button, but it doesn't go. Err: Go back inside!! Master Shake: Oh, you guys are fighting. Err: We're fighting!!! Master Shake: Right!
Frylock: Okay, Mooninites. Looks like I got a little moonbeam of my own! Ignignokt: Show us the moonbeam, I would love to Frylock laze-eyes them Ahhh! Ignignokt: Let's leave this primitive rock because there's nothing but cavemen here! Err: Say goodbye cavemen! Go beat rocks together! Ignignokt: Prepare to take off. Err: : Frickin' nerds! Ignignokt: Nerds!
Master Shake: Look, Frylock. You know me! Had I known all this merchandise had been broken, I would of laid the
hammer down. But it was stolen! Frylock: So you returned it right? Master Shake: No I've decided to keep it all as a reminder of how lucky I am to live on a planet with people like
you. Meatwad: Hey, what happened to Carl?
Moon
Carl: Ohh boy, this is what I always wanted. Err: Silence nerd! Ignignokt: Prepare for a moon spanking. Err: Now you drop those sweat pants right now!
