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busoftheundead1.mp3 Dr. Weird: Haha. Gentlemen. Behold! Mothmonster--Oh no! Mothmonsterman no! Come back! Steve: He has escaped! Dr. Weird: Yes! Through the hole! falls My banana! Mothmonsterman: Oh my God. Sweet, delicious light.
busoftheundead2.mp3 Frylock: Shake man... I'm tryin' to sleep. Master Shake: How can you sleep when Assisted Living Dracula is on? Now I know it seems a litte slow, but when you get into it, I mean when you see it from the beginning..
Frylock: Yeah, I see it Shake.
busoftheundead11.mp3 Frylock: What's up with this light? Master Shake: Oh this? This is the Shake signal. Whenever there is danger, it will turn on and we will follow it to justice! Frylock: And it's gonna stay on your lid the whole time? Master Shake: Yes, I was thinking that, yes. Frylock: So lemme get this straight.. There's trouble downtown, and you're in here with that light on your head.. Master Shake: Well naturally whoever's in trouble will have to catch a bus and let us know! Frylock: Why don't we just put it downtown? Master Shake: It stays on my head in here. This is the Shake signal, the Master Shake signal, you got that? Meatwad: I get it.
Master Shake: You would get it! And you will get it. Weird sound Trouble! On the roof! Get my design scram! Frylock: Will you relax?!
busoftheundead3.mp3 Meatwad: Sounds to me like someone's flappin' wings up there. It's the Tooth-Fairy tryin' to beat its way in!
Master Shake: For your one precious tooth? Take it, what's the point? You're gonna lose it soon anyway when I kick it right out of your mouth when you're asleep! Frylock: Shake, man. Cool out. Master Shake: Oh, I'll do it! Don't tell me to cool out! Frylock: It does sound like wings, Meatwad. Meatwad: That's what I said!
busoftheundead4.mp3 Master Shake: Then it must be...uh.. Dracula! Meatwad: Dracula?! Master Shake: It is Dracula! Frylock: Yeah, no. It's not Dracula. Meatwad: The blood drinker?! Master Shake: Oh, yeah Meatwad. That bloodsucker would eat a meatman like you. That's a no brainer. They crave that..stuff.
Meatwad: They eat meat? Master Shake: Oh, ferociously! I mean, where have you been?! My light! Frylock: It stopped. Mothmonsterman: Oh, man! Door knocks
Master Shake: Get the door, Meatwad. It's Dracula. Meatwad: I ain't gonna get it, you get it. Frylock: I'll get it.
busoftheundead5.mp3 Frylock: Hey Carl. Master Shake: Carl! Hey! Meatwad: Good morning Carl. Carl: Yeah it is a good morning there little man. It's 3:00 in the morning! Master Shake: Carl, did you see or flag? Pretty boss, huh? Carl: Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house, and your house was glowing like the frickin sun! So I put 2 and 2 together there eh, and decided that your pissing me off.
Master Shake: Oh, we are truly sorry Carl. And it will probably never happen again. Can we have our cord back? Carl: Nah, nah, there. I'm just gonna keep it, there. Since it's mine anyways. Master Shake: Carl, might wanna be careful. Dracula's out there! Meatwad: Dracula?! Frylock: It's not Dracula! Carl: Go back to sleep, you freaks!
Schooly D: Whoa, Carl. Ease up brotha! You try fallin' asleep with a blood sucker sittin' on your roof waitin to sing his fangs into your thang. Say goodbye to the Aqua Teens cause they might not make it through the night!
Meatwad: Did he see you? Master Shake: Shut up and lock the door. Meatwad: Gimme the funnies. Master Shake: Here, you read the coupons. Look, fabric softener! Meatwad: I ain't readin' no coupons, gimme the funnies! ...do what I say cause I said it! Phone rings Master Shake: Hello? Mothmonsterman: Hi Master Shake: Hello? Mothmonsterman: Look around. Notice anything...awry? Master Shake: Well.. eh, no. Mothmonsterman: Are you sure about that? Master Shake: Definitely. ..maybe.. Mothmonsterman: No, no no no, no. Why don't you go look at your flag. Master Shake: It's ruined! Mothmonsterman: Yeah, it is ruined. I did that. Master Shake: Who is this?! Mothmonsterman: Who this is is none of your concern. Now, I suggest your turn on that light or something else might happen, cloth related. Master Shake: Frylock, trace this call! Now, you listen to me you coozed up gypsy!
busoftheundead6.mp3 Frylock: The call is coming from inside that school bus!. Master Shake: Inside the bus... It is the bus! The Bus of the Undead! VAMPIRES!
Meatwad: Vampires?! On a bus? Master Shake: Oh, yes Meatwad. The bus of the undead. Lubricated with 10-W Blood. Frylock: Hmm. I'm not detecting any vampiridic activity. Besides, it's 2 'o'clock in the afternoon. Master Shake: He's a reverse vampire! They crave the sun! Frylock: Oh, really? Master Shake: Yeah! They love it! They love to get tans! Frylock: No kidding! Where are they from? Master Shake: Well.. it's... Tansylvania! Frylock: Oh, oh no. No way in the world, no way on earth! Master Shake: See the wheels? Those are the markings. Frylock: Where do you get this stuff?! Master Shake: Bring forth the holy water! Shake sucks all the water out of Carl's pool Carl: Where the hell is my paper?!
Master Shake: Here's the water, now ordain me. Does anyone know how to do that? Meatwad: I do! Wait, no i don't. Master Shake: There's no time! Rips molding off wall I shall drive this wooden stake deep into the heart of the crank case of the vampire bus!
busoftheundead7.mp3 Meatwad: Master Shake is so brave. Frylock: Yeah, well I got news for ya Meatwad. That bus is not a vampire. Meatwad: No no, I know. I know. It's a reverse vampire. You see, the thing you need to look at is the wheels..cause those are the markings. That's the way you can tell. Frylock: No, no Meatwad. It's just a bus. Master Shake doesn't always know everything. Meatwad: But he's a genius! Frylock: Well, I know he told you that.. but-- Master Shake: Let me in! Hurry! Before I'm sucked dry!
Master Shake: He is impenetrable!
busoftheundead12.mp3 Master Shake: Hello? Mothmonsterman: Yeah, why did you throw molding at me? Master Shake: What do you want from me?! Mothmonsterman: I want the light turned on. Master Shake: I don't have the blood you crave! Mothmonsterman: Blood? No, I don't want the blood. I really want to see the light turned on. If I don't have it on by nightfall (honk) I'm going to lay on this horn. Big time. Then I will probably call you back. Master Shake: To suck my blood?! Mothmonsterman: Yeah... sure.
Master Shake: The vampire hung up. Frylock: Hmm, this looks like the work of a moth. Or a goat. Master Shake: What're you doin? You want a brownie? Frylock: I took a saliva sample from this flag and I'm going to genetically extrapolate the DNA in my cloning device. Master Shake: When did you get a cloner?! Frylock: There I'm going to regenerate the biochemical structure of these molecules and then transfer the-- Master Shake: Answer me! No, clone me! And answer my clone! Do it! I command it! Frylock: It's not a toy, Shake. Master Shake: I want the family I've never had! I need decendants to carry my seed into the future because I'm about to be sucked dry by Dracula Bus, the Bus of the Undead! Frylock: Listen to me! Master Shake: OWww.
busoftheundead8.mp3 Frylock: Whoever's in that bus is not Dracula! Master Shake: He's not in the bus Frylock, he is the bus.
Master Shake: I'm a detective! Where are you going? Frylock: Dracula is dead and buried, Shake. And I'm going to show you his grave. Pack a bag, we're going to Memphis. Master Shake: Hey, will this thing clone brownies? Frylock: What? Master Shake: Nothing. Ooo, I could use a vacation.
Schooly: Oh, Shake. Man, you messin' up again. Just leave it! Cause it's vacation time, brothas!
Meatwad: This ain't no vacation. This hurts! Master Shake: Faster, Meatwad! Frylock: There it is! Meatwad: I wanna see the King! Master Shake: You are seeing the Count.
Tape: Welcome! I am Dracula! Meatwad: Can I listen? Tape: This is my grave. Meatwad: Can I listen? Tape: The D on my grave stands for Dracula! Meatwad: Can I listen? Master Shake: "The D on the grave stands for Dracula.. Guess what the D is for! It stands for Dracula! Frylock: Shake, will you turn that down?! Master Shake: You do not need to raise your voice at me! Frylock: Look, my point is Dracula is dead! Master Shake: I know, I know. I rented the headphones. Frylock: So that bus outside our house is not Dracula. Master Shake: I know, it's the ghost of Dracula. Frylock: It's a damn schoolbus! Master Shake: All right, it's a schoolbus! Meatwad: Hey, here's a fun idea. Let's go get some catfish! Master Shake: No, let's go nail ourselves to the cart and pull me home, cause this vacation is over!
Back Home
Master Shake: If it's one thing I like it's a good six week vacation. Being a detective, of course, usually I'm out solving a lot of big mysteries I don't have a lot of time for this type of thing, but when I can get it in, it is good. Frylock: Shake, look! Master Shake: Look, they just tossed the mail in the yard.. like a pack of animals! Frylock: What happened to Carl's house?!
busoftheundead9.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, which one of you left the door open... and tore it off the hinges and threw it in the yard?
Master Shake: What is going on in here?! Mothmonsterman: Oh hey, where you guys been? Master Shake: Memphis! Mothmonsterman: Really? Master Shake: Yes Mothmonsterman: That's awesome! How was it? Master Shake: Oh, it was very nice. They light up the bridge. We had fried catfish! Meatwad: When did you have fried catfish?! Frylock: Who are you and what are you doing in our house?! Mothmonsterman: Oh, I really had to get to this light. It's been driving me nuts. Isn't it great? Master Shake: Yes, it is great. Hey is that-- Oh, this is that movie! Mothmonsterman: Yeah, Assisted-Living Dracula. It's really good. When you guys get in it...
busoftheundead10.mp3 Frylock: What is this? Mothmonsterman: Oh that's Carl. You guy's know him? He's got a real mouth on him. Carl: Oohhhh. My stomach is vibratin'. Master Shake: Oh, hey Carl! I didn't recognize you with all that... silk. Carl: Please God. Cut me down, here Fryman. Frylock: What've you done to him? Mothmonsterman: I just layed a thousand of my eggs inside of his esophagus. Yeah. You know, I need to propagate my species and he's being a baby about it. Frylock: Well, you know we have a cloner. Mothmonsterman: Serious?
Ding! Frylock: Oh no! The cloner! Master Shake: The brownies! Meatwad: My brandy! Master Shake: Run! To the pool! Brownie Monsters emerge Mothmonsterman: Oh, you guys have a pool? Oh my God!
Frylock: You put a brownie in my cloning device, didn't you? Master Shake: No! Yes.. I don't know. Maybe. Listen, that was six weeks ago. I locked the door! Look, let'm just..let 'em duke it out! Meatwad: You didn't lock that door! It was out in the yard. Brownie Monsters attack
