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escapefromleprechaupolis1.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman, I have created this thing! Steve: What is it? Dr. Weird: I don't know! Stand over here. Steve: You mean right here? Rainbow throws him Hey!!! Dr. Weird: It works! I am one can short of a sixpack! lights go out The lights! Who is that? Who's
there? That thing I created, it's gone! (Picture shifts to show hole made by Rabbot) Who could have penetrated
my impenetrable fortress? (Dr. Weird's hair lights on fire) My hair heater!
escapefromleprechaupolis2.mp3 Master Shake: Frylock, find out what kind of acid dissolves meat. Meatwad: No, don't do that! Master Shake: Yes, Meatwad. That's what we're doing. Meatwad: That's not what we're doing.
Master Shake: Frylock, look it up on the internet! Shut up, Meatwad Frylock: (reading e-mail) "Go down to the park and step into the rainbow and you'll be rich with gold. Forward
this to 20 people or we will burn your brain from the inside. Go down to the damn park." Man, who would be stupid enough
to check this out?
escapefromleprechaupolis3.mp3 Carl: All right, I'm gonna give this rainbow thing another five minutes, and if it doesn't show up quick, then I
am going down to the store and get a hot-rod magazine. (they got the chick with the boobs)
Merle: (looking at Carl through binoculars) Excellent, another victim falls prey to me brilliant e-mail
plan. Soon we will have enough treasure to rule all of New Jersey. Dingle: Flargan, he doesn't really look like he has any money...or a job, or a wallet. Merle: Well I...I'm sure he has some decent tennis shoes. Dingle: He doesn't even have pockets. Look, he's wearing sweatpants. Merle: Dingle, engage the rainbow machine! Flargan: Feet! Carl: Yeah, here come the gold! Aw, look at this now, I don't see crap in there. I know this game. This is how
they get you. (gets sucked up in the rainbow) Merle: Yes, fat man, this IS how we get you! Carl: Hey there, where's the gold there? Merle: Flip-flops? What is this!? Dingle: What did I say? No money, no job, no taste. Carl: How ya doin there, bozo. Give me the gold. (Leprechauns start beating Carl) Merle: Next time you come to the park, fat man, you wear your good shoes!
Carl's Pool
Meatwad: Phew, this sure is relaxing, Frylock. Frylock: Yeah, it's nice, isn't it? Meatwad: Master Shake said it would dissolve me, and then I would get clogged in the filter, and then beavers
would come and eat me. But that hasn't happened yet. Master Shake: Ready! Frylock: Oh great. Master Shake: I'm about to cannonball--(Gasps) What is THIS? Meatwad: Hi, Master Shake.
escapefromleprechaupolis4.mp3 Master Shake: Meatwad, what are you doing in my pool? Meatwad: Look, I'm a meat-bouy. Master Shake: Yes, where you should have a brain there's a cavity that keeps you afloat. Isn't that something to
be very proud of. Meatwad: Look, I have a brain. I just took it out so it wouldn't get wet. Frylock: Yeah, man. He took his brain out..it's cool.
Master Shake: Well, yeah, but...but wait! You don't want the werewolf to see you swimming. He will get
jealous. Meatwad: Now you said-- Master Shake: OH NO! What's this down here? (ducks down and comes back up wearing a big werewolf mask)
Grrrr--owl! Meatwad: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! (runs away) Master Shake: (laughing, jumps in pool) Did you see that? Frylock: You're really sick, Shake, you know that? Master Shake: I am the lord of illusion. (Carl falls out of the sky) Whoa, ouch. Frylock: Carl, are you alright? Carl: Oh my ribs. Frylock: What happened? Carl: I got this e-mail to go to the park and step inside the rainbow and I'd get some gold. Master Shake: Gold? Come on! Let's go get the gold!
escapefromleprechaupolis5.mp3 Frylock: I got that same email, Carl. Carl: Yeah, well don't go, okay? 'Cause that rainbow through me all over the place and then some little guy
kicked my head in and took my chain. Master Shake: And then you got the gold, so where's the gold? Where is it? Carl: You know what, Shake? Do go. You'll have fun.
Frylock: Hmm, it sounds like some internet pyramid mugging scheme. Master Shake: Oh no, so what you're saying is this is a mystery and we have to go solve it, right? I scheduled
this day off over two weeks ago. I made a memo. Frylock: Shake, we need to go down to the park and find out what's going on. Master Shake: Uh, wait, you said the park? I have a plan! Aqua Teen Hunger Force assemble! Announcer: Watch out y'all. Shake got a plan to catch all you perpetrators.
The Park
Master Shake: (projecting his voice through a megaphone on Meatwad's head) Hey, broad, let's date! Come look
behind the tree, sweetie-baby! Come get the things I bought for you while they're nice!
escapefromleprechaupolis6.mp3 Frylock: What kind of a plan is this?! Master Shake: You're absolutely right. There's no girls here at all, I don't understand it. We should of gone
to the Dry-Cleaners. Chicks love to clean. Frylock: Chicks? We're here to solve a mystery, Shake! Master Shake: I know, the mystery of where the women are, right? Come on, baby. Come behind the tree and get
some sugar!
Meatwad: (dressed in a suit and tie) I'm starting to get a cramp. Master Shake: Do not move or say anything. You're scaring away all the babes with your fluids and diseases. Meatwad: Look, I want to go back to ball shape. I don't like being a man. Master Shake: Well you're never gonna be a man the way you act.
escapefromleprechaupolis7.mp3 Merle: What in the hell is that? Ya know, this whole plan is just attracting a bunch of goobers. Flargan: What do their shoes look like? Merle: Seems kinda stupid doing this whole thing for shoes. Flargan: It's not just for shoes! Merle: Then for what? This Bananarama tape with no case? We really scored big on that one, didn't we buddy? Flargan: You.... SHUT UP.
Flargan: Just turn on the machine! Leprechaun 3: Feet! Master Shake: Look, that's the rainbow from Carl's e-mail! Frylock: You're right, Shake. Good work. Master Shake: GOLD! I'M RICH! Frylock: SHAKE! NO! (Shake gets sucked up in rainbow) Meatwad: What just happened?
escapefromleprechaupolis8.mp3 Frylock: That rainbow just took Shake away! Meatwad: Really, that is awful. Let's go get some ice cream. Frylock: Wait, Meatwad. We need to find him. And when we find Shake, we'll find our culprits. Meatwad: Or we could just get a new roomate. Look, you go find him. He don't yell at you. All I ever try to do
is make him smile and sing around him and dance around him and he just lays into me. He told me to get in the freezer
'cause there was a carnival in there. There wasn't no carnival, it was a damn freezer. I got freezer burn and I got
mushed up against that chicken.
Frylock: Wait, hold on a second, Meatwad. My fry-dar is picking up some very small brain activity. Great, he's
alive! Meatwad: Damn it. Master Shake: Get away from that, I call that one. That pile's mine as well.
Master Shake: What is this, a frisbee? Merle: Get away from our precious treasure! Master Shake: You call this frisbee treasure? It's bent! This is crap! Where's the gold? Dingle: Good question! I told you we needed to be doing this is the ____, Flargan. At least they have
diamonds.
escapefromleprechaupolis9.mp3 Flargan: Well, Merle. You know you don't have to be part of this plan. Merle: Yeah, but I'm the only one that looks normal enough to go into town and buy us food. Isn't that
right? Flargan: Normal?! You're not even IRISH!! Merle: Look, I told you when we met that I was not a leprechaun, that I was from Rhode Island, and that I was
half Korean and you said it didn't matter. Master Shake: You're both yo-yos! Shut up, ya yo-yos.
Flargan: Get rid of him! Master Shake: Look here, gnome, I'll save you the trouble. Screw this. I'm outta here. Frylock: Shake, we found you! Meatwad: Yes, that's...amazing. Wait, are those roller skates? Those ARE roller skates! Master Shake: Let's go. They don't have nothing. It's like a flea market threw up in there. Meatwad: Look, a Bananarama tape! Master Shake: That's mine! Drop it where you are! Frylock: So you're the ones sending all those e-mails, with this laptop, and then you're using this rainbow
machine to mug people. Master Shake: They are? That's right, they ARE! That's why I got here first. Flargan: Now you know too much! Turn on the machine! (Frylock blows up the Rainbow Maker 400) Dingle: You broke it! Flargan: Prepare to die! (Frylock zaps them with his rays and drops them to the ground) Look, we did not do
it! Dingle: We had nothing to do with it. Flargan: That machine was here when we got here. Dingle: In fact, what happened-- Master Shake: Stow it, pee-wee, I heard it all before. Just save it for the judge be--(sees Carl's gold chain) Is
that gold? It IS gold!
escapefromleprechaupolis10.mp3 Meatwad: You don't need a machine to make a rainbow. For rainbows are made of happy thoughts, and dreams, and
chocolate unicorns, and gumdrops, and licorice sunsets, and fuzzy gumdrop bears, in chicken curly chocolate gumdrop
land... Master Shake: No way in hell. Flargan: So all we need to do is dream and a rainbow will come out and capture people and we can take their
stuff?! Frylock: What? Flargan: I mean, in theory cause we didn't do it.
Master Shake: Wait a second, did you say you didn't do it? Cuz that's all I need to hear. Come on, they didn't do
it. Frylock: What about all this treasure? And the laptop, and the e-mails, and the rainbow machine? Master Shake: Well what about this chain? Frylock: What about it? Master Shake: Look, it's glinting in the sunlight. Flargan: RUN!!! Frylock: Oh great, now they're gone, Shake. Master Shake: They escaped because you were trying to frame them. So we need to get back so I can get this baby
polished before the night clubs open. Come on, we're done. Announcer: That's what y'all get when y'all mess with then Aqua Teens.
Carl's Pool
Carl: Oh good, you're back. Tell me you got those little green guys. Master Shake: Carl, those green guys, turns out they didn't do it. Carl: Oh really? Master Shake: And so, this will remain one of the great unsolved mysteries of our times.
escapefromleprechaupolis11.mp3 Carl: While we're on the topic, what's that around your little straw thing there..danglin' like it's yours. Master Shake: Oh, you like it? It's new. Carl: Yeah, I do like it. I liked it when I bought it. Master Shake: Then maybe you can answer this for me. Is it real gold? Cause it's leavin' like a little greenish
streak on my lid.
escapefromleprechaupolis12.mp3 Meatwad: I'm trying to sleep, so that the real rainbow will come and- (Rainbow arcs in) The real rainbow! I did
it! I brought happiness and joy to us all! (Rainbow takes Carl's house)
Master Shake: Wow! Carl: Ooohh, GOOD! Meatwad: Well, I gotta go. See ya later...
Flargan: Oh! The dream house we've always dreamed about! Merle: No feet! No feet! Dingle: Flargan, where's it gonna land? (house lands on them)
