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therabbot1.mp3 Dr. Weird: Gentleman, vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable
nightmare. Behold. Steve: Hey, um. Dr. Weird, I thought that grant was for something like..cure diseases Dr. Weird: The grant? What is that? Shut up! Behold! The Rabbot!! Rabbot: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.. Steve: ..Uh.. Dr. Weird. Dr. Weird: Now bring me my large french perfume and spray him in the eyes, because that's how it happened to me!
Sprays Rabbot with perfume Now you feel pretty, don't you? Hahahah! Rabbot breaks through wall The Rabbot!
My creation!! What has science done?!!?!
therabbot2.mp3 Carl: What happened to my frickin' car?! Master Shake: Good morning, Carl. How's it goin'? Carl: Aw, yeah. Good morning to you there, Mr. Food Monster. This is how it's goin'. Look at my frickin' car. It
is crushed to bejesus and back.
Master Shake: Have you gotten any estimates? Carl: Oh for the freakin--I just found it this way! I just walked out here for freakin sakes!
therabbot3.mp3 Master Shake: It's cool man. I'm a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think. Meteors did it. That'll be
$20.
Frylock: Hey, Carl. Carl: Great, we got the Fry Man up there. Master Shake: I have not called for you, Frylock. What are you doing here? Frylock: I live here. Master Shake: Well quit hovering. I am the leader. Frylock: Man, your car is messed up. How are you going to get to work, Carl? Carl: I work out of the home. Master Shake: Frylock, send Carl to work, then we shall solve this mystery and make $20. Carl: Hey, I work out of the home.
Master Shake: Quickly, Carl, the ray is upon you. Where do you work? Carl: I done told ya, I work out of the home! Now stop with the freak beam! Master Shake: Send Carl to the home then! Frylock: To the home! Carl: Stay out of my pool! lands on the roof of his house Oh, my hip! Master Shake: Okay, that'll be $20. Frylock: So, what now, Shake? Master Shake: We shall solve the mystery from Carl's pool! Carl: Oh no, don't go to my pool. Master Shake: Going to the bank!
therabbot5.mp3 Frylock: This is a fun pool. I do like splashing. Master Shake: Yes. Playing is for pleasure. We should have a pool. Make us one from the sky. I command it. Frylock: Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.
Master Shake: Seriously, I do command it. Frylock: I wonder who killed Carl's car. Master Shake: A car cannot be killed. It was murdered....by someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive.
Jealosy is the motivation. Wake the Meatwad. Announcer: Man, everybody know meat don't sleep.
therabbot6.mp3 Master Shake: Whao Whao Whao wake up Meatwad. Meatwad:(Wakes up and turns on stereo and begins to dance.) Good mornin' Frylock, how are you doin'? Frylock: Good morning, Meatwad. Meatwad: This is a good beat, why aren't you dancin'? Master Shake:(Stomps on Meatwad's stereo until it's crushed) Dancing is forbidden. It is mystery time, we
have a case to solve! Aqua Teen Hunger Force assemble!
Carl's pool
Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Master Shake: Now look, it's clear to me that meteors have destroyed Carl's car... Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Master Shake: ...but he's committed to give us $20... Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Master Shake: ...so what I propose to do, is spend that money now... Meatwad: Can I go swimming? Master Shake: ...before he has time to take it back. Frylock: And we're going to spend it on what? Master Shake: Candies. Meatwad: Hey, Master Shake, can I go swimming? Master Shake: Look, Meatwad, this is Carl's pool, not yours. You can't just decide to go swimming whenever you
want. Meatwad: But you're swimming right now. Master Shake: What I'm doing is merely swirling the water about. That's not a crime. Frylock: Uh, Shake, we swam enough now, haven't we? Shouldn't we get going on this mystery? Master Shake: Let's do it tomorrow. It's supposed to snow tomorrow. Frylock: No, we're doing it right now. Master Shake: Fine! Aquateens assemble! Because Frylock-baby has to have it!
(Shake and Meatwad fooling with the automatic garage door)
Master Shake: Come on! Today! Meatwad: Hey it's going down! Master Shake: Keep pressing it! Keep pressing it! ...Why do you keep pressing it? Meatwad: I'm not doing anything. Frylock blasts the door off Master Shake: Well hurrah, now I have to go to the bathroom. Announcer: Shake, you know you don't have a bathroom, baby. Meatwad: So where are we going? Master Shake: Shut your deformed mouth, Meatwad, before I nail it shut. I will be the one asking the
questions....come on, go! Will you just go! Frylock: My Fry-dar is picking up an unusual scent off Car's car. Master Shake: It is the scent of jealosy, clearly.
therabbot11.mp3 Meatwad: It smells to me like perfume. Master Shake: What did I just tell you? I was not put on this Earth to listen to meat. Frylock, were you? Frylock: It is perfume. Master Shake: Didn't think so.
Frylock: Whoever killed Carl's car was smelling real good. Master Shake: Whatever, just follow it, come on! The scent! Do it!
Powerpuff Mall
Master Shake: Slow down, Meatwad. You'll get us all killed. You want to get us all killed? Because you're gonna do
it. Keep going the way you're going, oh yeah. Keep going, brilliant! Frylock: The scent seems to be coming from that mall. Master Shake: I know. Meatwad: Alright! I want some jeans! Master Shake: I'm the one who wants some jeans!
therabbot7.mp3 Master Shake: What are you doing? What's taking so long? Why are we still here? Frylock: I'm analyzing this scent. Master Shake: And how'd you get back there? That's for sales persons only.
Master Shake: I want to get back there. Get me back there.
therabbot12.mp3 Meatwad: Hey! Take the meat bridge! It's right here...
Master Shake: Meat bridge? No. (breaks counter and walks past it) Meatwad: Well, fine, don't take the meat bridge. Master Shake: How close are we to avenging the death of Carl's car? And please say soon, because I am bored. Frylock: A large quantity of hair growth formula is missing from this counter. Master Shake: Well as long as we don't go back to the lab. Frylock: I need to go back to the lab. Master Shake: Gaa, it'll take a thousand hours! Frylock: What sort of twisted fiend would need this much hair growth formula? Master Shake: It's a perfume counter. Obviously a woman did it! Now let's go! Meatwad: Ooooh! Hey, Frylock, look at this. (looking through a Rabbot-shaped hole in the wall) Master Shake: Get away from that. That's an emergency exit, and if you set off the alarm and get every one of us in
trouble, you'll be the one to go to prison, not us! Frylock: That could be a clue. Master Shake: It has nothing to do with this. What's the matter with you?
therabbot8.mp3 Meatwad: Well I found it. Master Shake: You'll find the back of my hand very displeasing. Now roll on over here.. Meatwad: No I'm not. Master Shake: ..right next to my hand.
Frylock: Why are these jeans all covered in hair? Master Shake: Why is anything ANYTHING? THAT is the style from L.A., and that is where my manager lives, and my
agent, okay? The case is solved. Announcer: The case is solved, yeah right. Frylock: Shake, aren't you even curious the hole in the wall, the hairy jeans, all that missing hair growth
formula? Master Shake: No, I don't think so. The case is solved. It was meteors. Meteors did it. Frylock: I thought that you said a woman did it. Master Shake: A woman, a meteor, whatever! Carl doesn't know! We're the detectives!
Rabbot is spraying a building with hair growth formula
Frylock: Shake, did you see that? Master Shake: What? That afro pick? Yes, and it's mine, I called it. Get away! Rabbot sprays Shake with hair growth formula Master Shake: No! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! (sees he has grown long hair) I'm beautiful! Look at me, Frylock,
I'm beautiful! I like the length, makes me look a little wild. (Growls) Frylock: Look, that rabbit is the thing that killed Carl's car, and we need to stop it.
therabbot13.mp3 Master Shake: Okay. Here's the plan. Indigo is right across the street from here, okay? Frylock: The hair salon.. Master Shake: Yes. And I'm gonna go over there and see if they can squeeze me in for a perm. But when I get back,
this rabbit's goin' down!
Frylock: Yeah, thanks, Shake, thanks a lot BUDDY. Master Shake: Take care, I'll be back in an hour. Frylock: Meatwad! Meatwad: What? What's going on?
therabbot9.mp3 Meatwad: Hey, can I get my jambox? Frylock: Maybe later. Meatwad: Maybe now. I'm gonna go get my jambox. Frylock: No Meatwad. Not the jambox! Meatwad: Everybody likes dancin', Frylock. sings and dances Frylock: Good going, Meatwad. You've tamed him with your greasy dance of joy.
Shake returns with perm Master Shake: I leave for 45 minutes and this is what happens? Frylock, burn the rabbit down. Frylock: I don't think we need to do that. He's just dancing. Master Shake: Do it, Frylock, because I said so! Frylock's beam bounces off the Rabbot and hits Shake, setting his hair on fire Frylock: Sorry. Master Shake: AAAH! OOH Way to go! WAY TO GO! Frylock: You okay? Master Shake: Do I look okay? Stand back and I shall destroy him. Shake power activate! (squirts a glob of milkshake
from his straw) Now come over here and slip on it if you dare, rabbit! (Rabbot hops over) Now set the trap Frylock! Frylock: Trap? What trap? Master Shake: Go get a trap! Frylock: I didn't bring no trap. What trap you talking about? Master Shake: Come on, let's go, let's go, he's gonna kill us!!
therabbot10.mp3 Master Shake: I've called this meeting to say that downtown is no longer safe. cuts to Rabbot tearin' the town
up So in short, we need to pick some new restaurants and night clubs. Carl: Get out of my frickin' pool!!!
