Answering Machine Recordings Howdy. It's time to record an Aqua Teen voice message on your phone. Pick any of these...they're tailor made to fit your phone. Download and play while holding your phone up to the speaker. There is probably a better way to do it.. but I don't know how. Anywho, check 'em out. Carl 1 Carl: Hey, this is Carl. The bozo you're lookin' for ain't here right now, so hang up...jackass. Carl 2 Carl: Hey this is Carl. The person you're trying to reach is at the doctor...gettin' VD looked at. Hey, you still wanna talk to 'em? Since they got that VD all over 'em? Carl 3 Carl: Hey this is Carl. New Jersey rules your backwoods retarded creek. Frylock Frylock: Hey, this is Frylock and no one can pick up right now. You know what to do and when to do it! ....did it go? I le-- Mooninites Ignignokt: We are the Mooninites and we have enslaved your dumb friend. Err: Hahah! We wiped the smile right off his face. Ignignokt: More like cut, Err. Err: His stupid face! His face is stupid! Ignignokt: So leave your name and number, and we will come for you. Err: And we're coming drunk! Ignignokt: In the night. Err: Sweatin' beer! Meatwad 1 Meatwad: Hello, this is Meatwad. The party you called is not available to answer the phone right now, so please leave your name, your number, your birthday, your favorite boy band, and also what you like to eat when you watchin' movies. And maybe also throw in what your favorite movie is, and what kinda car you drive, cause that's important. People judge you on that. Also, how much you make on your job? I want to know, cause I need a job. Not so much for money but for food. But I can buy food with money. People do that. Meatwad 2 Meatwad: Hello, this is Meatwad. If you are receiving this message our business hours are closed, but if you need assistance from a customer service rep, call back when we open, dummy! Haha, you dumb! You so dumb! Shake 1 Master Shake: Hello. Uh huh. Yeah. Hahah. Hey, this is Master Shake. Nobody's here. Please leave your name and number at the tone so I can erase the hell out of it cause I don't care. I don't even live here. Get off the phone. Goodbye. Still going. Wait for the beep. Beep's coming up. Very soon. Not the beep yet. Still waitin' aren't ya? Ya sucker! No wonder they don't take your calls. Haha, what a dingbat. All right, I'm done. Shake 2 Master Shake: Hello, this is Master Shake. The people you called are home but they're not gonna to pick up cause they don't like you. So at the beep, get a clue. Ya nimrod. Recent Updates Dummy Love Frames Bible Fruit Frames Laser Lenses Frames Marines Frames Robots Everywhere Frames