#15 - Kidney Car

WHY: Kidney Car makes our top episodes list because it includes a great premise in which Carl's absolutely mangled 2-Wycked hot-rod becomes the Hotwad for Meatwad and Shake to fix up (play in). We loved the exchanges between Meatwad and Shake while they were attempting their repairs (you gotta wap it on the side like this!) and the completely oddball ending (where is my white hatchback?!). This episode also features one of our favorite recurring characters, Boxy Brown. I for one can't count the number of times I've yelled, "Yeah I'm lookin' at you! Move your van or I'm gonna move it for you!"

Favorite Quote:
kidneycar7.mp3

Meatwad: Aww, shoot. The bronze 5-0.
Master Shake: Is there a.. Is there an emergency or something?
Meatwad: Well, yeah.. I mean..
Master Shake: Somebody having a baby?
Meatwad: Well, I need to get to work..
Master Shake: What's goin' on here?
Meatwad: Hey, I'm a wild man. I can't drive 55.
Master Shake: No wheels here either. Can you pass an inspection like that?
Meatwad: Mmm hmm. Yessir.
Master Shake: I saw you ran through a couple of lights and I'm thinking...surely this little lady would do that in her own town. Where ya from?
Meatwad: Now, they was yellow when I went through 'em.
Master Shake: Uh huh, they were red. Just like your ass is gonna be when I get through with you. All right, step out of the car please. Have you had anything to drink tonight, ma'am?
Meatwad: Oh, hell yeah. Can I mix you something?
Master Shake: All right. I want you to walk in a straight line to that manhole and when you fall down in there I want to hear the alphabet backwards.
Meatwad: Okay.
Master Shake: SUCKER! (steals the car)